(Source: masterofthemanor, via axl-fox)
No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.
(via wewereborntofuckshitup)
Shot in my jaw. Awesome.
that means i was shot/stabbed in the ass. lovely.
…my ass?
…The inside of my thigh?
Holy shit, I have one on my knee. I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE YOU GUYS.
APPARENTLY I DIDN’T DIE IN A PAST LIFE.
wait
I have a birthmark on my face that only really shows up when I’m sick.
What does that mean? :D
Holy shit my neck was sliced open and I bled to death D:
….My upper lip, the side of my torso… And two on my ass.
I think…. I-I don’t know.
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Some of Slowbro’s Pokedex entries state that if the Shellder is removed, it reverts to Slowpoke. In other words, it de-evolves.
Arcanine’s species name is the “Legendary Pokemon” despite the fact that it’s not actually a legendary in any way.Wobbuffet is the only fully evolved Pokemon that…
